Cyberfunk by 20th Century Composers
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD: SEARCHING FOUND CYBERFUNK /20CC LOADING READY. RUN PA - HI!!!! THE 20TH CENTURY COMPOSERS RETURN!!! AND YOUR SID IS SHOUTING BLUE MURDER AGAIN, COURTESEY OF E.V.S ... WHAT???? YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE E.V.S STANDS FOR??? LAMER!! IT IS SHORT FOR A SILLY DUTCH NAME...."EDWIN VAN SANTEN"...I CALL THE BLOKE SIMPLY 'THE ED' WHICH IS QUITE SHORTER AND MAKES ME RELAX JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!! ARF!!? I HAVEN'T INTRODUCED MYSELF!!! IT'S THE OTHER BLOKE FROM THE DYNAMIC DUO, F.P!! ...(AND THAT MEANS FALCO PAUL, DUMMY!) YEAH!! WE ARE KICKING AGAIN! ALL THE NEW MUSIC WAS DONE IN THE ONE AND ONLY 20CC-PLAYER! I IMPROVED IT A LOT SINCE THE LAST DEMO-SERIES...I RECKON IT'S MAYBE BETTER THAN MON'S PLAYER! (DON'T KILL ME CD!) I KNOW LOTS OF FELLAS SAID THINGS LIKE THAT! (I.E: OUR COMPOSER IS BETTER THAN HUBBARD, ETC. ETC.) BUT I KNOW IT'S AT LEAST AS GOOD AS MON'S...I'VE GOT ALL THE FX AND ALL THE THOUSANDS OF LITTLE 'EXTRAS' (I BET ONLY C.D KNOWS WHERE I AM TALKING ABOUT NOW!!!) AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!! OUR PLAYER IS ALSO THE FASTEST 'HICH-TEC' PLAYER! I MEAN, CALCULATED SLIDES IN JUST 4 RASTERS!!! IF THERE IS ANYONE INTERESTED IN PLAYERS, THEN CHECK OUT MY LATEST VIBRATO-ROUTINE! IT IS SOOOO COOOOLLLL!!! IT KICKS ALL THE OTHER VIBROUTIES THEIR LARGE FAT ASSES!!!! HAHAHA! HEY..WHAT'S THE BIG LAUGH? HUH?? OK, ENOUGH SLAGGING... I THINK IT IS TIME FOR A LOOONG LIST OF HELLOS!!! YOO'S GO TO......E.V.S!! WELL..WHY YO? I TALK TO YOU ALMOST EVERY DAY!! IWAN (USED TO BE IN SCOUTS)...I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WOULD LEAVE THE SCENE BUT YOU DID ANYWAY!!! THE TRIP TO PCW SHOW WAS REALLY COOL!!!! WHICH REMINDS ME, IF ANYONE WHO'S READING THIS AND IS GOING TO PCW'89 AND LIVES IN HOLLAND CAN GIMME A RING BECAUSE GOING WITH A BIG GROUP IS TEN TIMES COOLER THAN GOING WITH JUST 2 OR 3 GUYS!! SO CALL ME!! ANYWAY, IF YOU HAVEN'T EVER BEEN TO PCW THAN YOU SHOULD REALY GO BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO BE FOR ANY COMPUTER-FREAK!! NEXT HI TO NIK/IKARI! YOU WROTE ME A LETTER ONE DAY BEGGING FOR SAMPLES AND INTROSOUNDS...I GUESS I DIDN'T REPLY COZ I SIMPLY LOST YOUR LETTER!!! SO SEND AGAIN AND YOU WILL DEFINETLY GET THOSE SCORES!! ALSO A HI TO EX-IKARI PAUL 'THE NOSE' TRIDOS!!! NEXT HI GOES TO MY OLD 'ENEMY'(?) RETZE/ARTWORX...ARE YOU STILL DOING MUSIC?? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME SAMPLE MATERIAL IF THERE'S ANY... I GUESS YOUR PLAYER WAS BETTER A YEAR AGO THAN MINE...BUT NOW??? ONLY TIME WILL PROOF! WHOOO...A HI TO REZA AND 'RED' NUMBER 5'!! REZA...WHEN YOU READ THIS I GUESS YOU MUST HAVE HEARD OUR 'INTROMUSIC' FOR YOUR GROUP!! JUSSSTT A JOKE MAN!!! YOU WILL, I REPEAT, YOU WILL GET IT!! BUT DON'T BUG ME EVERY DAY BEGGING FOR IT! BUT BESIDES THAT, YOU ARE A NICE GUY.. ANOTHER HI GOES TO..W.W.S FOR ALWAYS CARRYING THE TELLY WHEN WE VISIT THE VENLO MEETING! THE COOLEST MEETING AROUND AND ONLY BEATEN BY PCW SHOW! BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE GOOD IN MUSIC THEN CONTACT US BECAUSE WE ARE SEARCHING FOR NEW TALENT!!!! SEND SOME DEMOSCORES TO US SO WE CAN HEAR IF YA ARE GOOD! NO DIGIS!!! NEXT HI GOES TO YURI!! SORRY ABOUT LAUGHING WHEN WE SAW YOUR FATHERS 'ART'! BUT I JUST HAD TO LAUGH WHEN HIS PAINTING OF 3 LINES WOZ SOLD FOR 500 BOCKS!! BUT YA ARE COOL!! SAME GOES FOR ABS! WHEN CAN I SEE SOMETHING COMPLEX FROM YOU? I MEAN DEMOS ARE FUN, YOU KNOW..BUT WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING BIG!!? ANYWAY, YOU ARE A GOOD CODER!! NEXT HI TO MASTERS' DESIGN GROUP!!! VERRY GOOD DEMOS AND COOL CHATS!!! THAT INTRO WAS ACE!! PITTY ABOUT SOME OF THE GRAPHS...SORRY FOR SENDING THAT LAME PREVIEW OF 'SPIJKERHOEK'! IT WAS JUST ALL WE GOT FOR YA AT THAT MOMENT!! TALKING ABOUT GERMANS...HI XRAY! LIKE THE INTROMUSIC?? I WILL SEE YOU IN VENLO! ANOTHER GERMAN, SYNDICATE!! I REMEMBER YOU ASKED ME A LONG TIME AGO FOR MY EDITOR...MY REPLY: HAHAHAHAHAH ...WHICH TRANSLATED INTRO GERMAN MEANS: HAHAHAHAHAH ...NOBODY HAS GOT OUR EDITOR BESIDES US!! I LIKED THE FUTURECOMPOSER UPDATE, BUT YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE TO MANY AVAIBLE FUNCTIONS INTHE EDITOR! YOU CAN'T DO SIMPLE THINGS LIKE EDITING DRUMS, ARPERGIO'S, OR FILTERS!! THE WHOLE EDITOR HAS A BAD SETUP, BUT THAT ISN'T YOUR FAULT, OFCOURSE!! IT WAS A ALREADY A BIG MISTAKE FROM FIG TO SPREAD IT BECAUSE ALLLLL LAMERS USE IT NOW! AND F.C. HAS SUCH A BORING OVERALL SOUND...I AM SURE MANY FEEL THIS WAY! ALL SHITCOMPOSERS BUG OUR EARS WITH 'MUSIC' IN ALL THEIR SHITINTROS AND ALL THEIR SHITDEMOS AND IN ALL THEIR SHIT-HOME-MADE-GAMES!! WHAT I HATE MOST ARE DISKS FULL OF F.C. 'MUSICS'... IF ANYONE IS MAKING AN EDITOR AT THE MO, THEN MAKE A DECENT ONE!!! AND DON'T USE OUR ROUTIE BECAUSE I WON'T REST UNTIL I HAVE KICKED YOUR BALLS A THOUSAND TIMES!! BACK TO THE SUBJECT..FIG...YOUR DEMOS ARE TOP, AND ROCK IS A GOOD COMPOSER, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES A LITTLE 'ROUGH' IN THE TUNES.. TALKING ABOUT DECENT MUSICIANS, THE ONLY ACTIVE GOOD COMPOSERS ARE (UNRANKED) TIM FOLLIN, JT, ROCK, 'THE ED', M.DONNE, J.BJERREGAARD, MIC FROM FAME (SOMETIMES!), SOEDESOFT (SOMETIMES!), AND A COUPLE OF OFFENDED PEOPLE I MUST HAVE FORGOT (BUT IT IS JUST PERSONAL!) TIM FOLLIN BLOWS THE SID RIGHT TROUGH THE SKY!! HE IS ORIGINAL, AND ABOVE ALL VERRY, VERRY MUSICAL...PITTY WE DON'T HEAR SO MUCH FROM HIM...CAN ANYONE GIVE ME HIS ADRESS...I WILL GIVE YOU AN INTROMUSIC FOR REWARD!!! NOW IT'S TIME FOR A BIG FUCK TO MIKE GROTTEN (OR BETTER: MIKE ROTTEN!) HEY DUDE! NEVER TREAT ME LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE RUINED YOUR CHANCE TO EVER GET A SINGLE BYTE FROM ME, LET ALONE A GAME OR MUSIC!! ASHOLE!! AND ALSO A FUCK TO THAT SHIT COMPANY OF YOU, INCOGINITO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...GO SUCK YOUR FATHERS DICK (PLEASE!) ANOTHER FUCK TO MARK LEMAY (MARK THEGAY!) ANOTHER PERSON WHO KNOWS WHY HE ISN'T GOING TO GET MUSIC FROM US EVER!! OK..BACK TO THE HELLOS...HI SCOOP! (C.D AND THE GANG) PLEASE ASK THAT DUDE WHO IS SOMETIMES BUGGING US TO STOP ACTING LIKE A JURK... SMALL HI TO ERIK/FAC... WE HAD A SMALL CHAT ONCE ABOUT SPRITE MULTIPLEXORS...CHECK MY NEWEST ONE OUT, BECAUSE IT IS THE FASTEST MULTIPLEXOR ON THIS SIDE OF THE OCEAN!! I HAVE GOT A NEW SORTSYSTEM WHICH EVEN SHITS ON SIMPLE 'COLLECT-METHODS'! NEXT HI TO H.T.L!! HELLOS TO SIDE THE BUGGERNOSE AND RICOCK (YAAAAWN!!) THANX TO BOD FOR PLUGGING OUR BIG FUN SCORE!! PERSONALY I DONT' LIKE IT, BUT BIG THANX ANYWAY! I WILL MAKE SURE HTL GETS THEIR OWN 20CC INTROSCORE SOON!! WELL I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN ZILLIONS OF PEOPLE I KNOW, BUT IT IS VERRY LATE AND MY BOTTLE OF VODKA IS REACHING BOTTEMLINE, SO I GOTTA STOP... THANX TO EVERYBODY WHO GAVE OUR EARLIER MUSIC SUCH A POSSITIVE RESPONS!! YOU WILL DEFINITLY HEAR SOMETHING FROM US SOON, SO JUST HAVE SOME PATIENCE!! DON'T BUG ME WITH BORING LETTERS AND DON'T FORGET 20CC IS SEARCHING FOR PROFFESIONAL SOUND-ARTISTS!!! CONTACT US FOR MUSIC IF YOU NEED SOME, BECAUSE THAT'S WHY WE ARE HERE AFTER ALL.... FOR TONIGHT GOODBYE FROM ME AND THE REST OF THE 20CC STAFF, UNTIL LATER!! - - CREDITS FOR THIS PROGRAM GO TO FALCO PAUL FOR PROGRAM, GRAPHICS AND MUSIC-PLAYER EDWIN VAN SANTEN FOR THE MUSICSCORE TO CONTACT 20TH CENTURY COMPOSERS... WRITE TO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ADRESSES FALCO PAUL, SCHUBERTLAAN #51, 2324CN LEIDEN, HOLLAND (PHONE:(0)71-764136) EDWIN VAN SANTEN, MUSKEYNPLANTSOEN #53 3417WN, MONTFOORT, PHONE: (0)3484 2869 - - AN SANTEN FOR THE -